Monday, February 12, 2007

Azriel's Reply to Bleeding for Love

Dear Bleeding,

Variety?? Hearing something like that just makes me want to get up and slap my mama. Well it would if I had a mama. It's BLOOD!! It's all blood. What does she think, she's going to pop open a vein and find some Campbell's Soup up in there? Sounds like you're not getting enough blood to the brain, darlin'. This girl is not going to see your point of view. She is not going to become reasonable and caring. She's going to keep taking advantage of you until you grow some nads and put a stop to it. These kinds of vampires (I'm talking about the soul-sucking kind) prey on gullible little Pollyanna-boys like you and twist them around their little fingers until their brains plop out in big, messy blobs of goo on the floor. Not pretty, huh? I'll bet it doesn't feel good either. You need to take a reality check and kick the b-- to the curb. Period. You need a girlFRIEND, not a girlFIEND.

For the question, go to Friday's post.

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