Thursday, February 8, 2007

Azriel's Reply to In Hell

Want to see the question? Don't lie -- you know you do. Just scroll down to yesterday's post.

Honey, I never take anything personally that doesn't require lube. As for the boyfriend, it's like this. There are demons...and then there are people with bad grooming habits. The next time he starts showing off his cheesy chompers, just squirt him in the face with some holy water-laced Listerine. Not that that will get the point across, because obviously this guy has a bad case of no home training.

As for your sister, honey, if she's hanging around with a f***tard like that, she's already in more trouble than you know. Tell your parents. Tell the priest. Heck, I'll give you the HellCell of the Big Guy Down Below. I know him personally. Any “trouble” your Satanically-inclined sibling might get into as a result of you shedding some light on the situation is nothing compared to having her common sense possessed by this flaming jerkwad.

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